The Bloody Beetroots and The Aston Shuffle are set to release Destroy -- a weapon of unparalleled power -- on April 9.
It has come to the attention of the Ministry of Sound that two of the most notorious gangs known to the establishment, The Bloody Beetroots and The Aston Shuffle have formed an unholy alliance which threatens to send the good citizens of Club Land into total anarchy.
Possessing unprecedented sonic powers, including the ability to melt the ears of the people of Club Land, intelligence suggests that the weapon will be implemented in a matter of weeks.
A statement made last night on behalf of the Alliance revealed alarming details:
"DESTROY is a musical force more hazardous than anything known to man, openly divulging the most reckless side of electro with two discs of razor sharp tracks. Drawing from an international network of co-conspirators including Boys Noize, D.I.M. & Tai, Kid Sister, Harvard Bass, Cassian, Simian Mobile Disco, Felix Da Housecat, Metronomy, Tiga and Proxy, DESTROY is the Alliances’ most deadly creation to date.”
Citizens are asked to exercise extreme caution in the coming weeks, as it has been reported that underground supporters of the Destroy movement are infiltrating Club Land to further the Alliance’s reign of terror.
The Bloody Beetroots remain at large, most recently sighted at a remote European location. However, an anonymous tip off confirmed that The Aston Shuffle will be embarking on a sonic onslaught at select locations around the country this April.
After a reckless spree of illustrious remix work and a merciless radio invasion, The Aston Shuffle currently rank at #1 on The Ministry of Sound Justice Department Most Wanted list. Hailed by their followers as heroic outlaws for their blatant disregard of mainstream music conventions, The Aston Shuffle show no signs of ending their reign, with a debut release rumoured to be unleashed later in 2010.
But vying for the position of public enemy #1 is the elusive Bloody Beetroots with an arsenal including the notorious "Awesome" and "Warp" which destroyed Australian radio in 2009. They’re now infiltrating the air waves with their new single "Domino". Theirs is a story of alter-egos with an obsession for ruthless electro. This lawless faction is charged with responsibility for the current wave of anarchic underground tracks currently taking the world by storm alongside their numerous DIM MAK accomplices.
Destroy is available in stores from April 9.
Check out the tracklist for Destroy:
DISC ONE (mixed by The Aston Shuffle):
1. Kissy Sell Out – Garden Friends (Aston Shuffle First Version)
2. Classixx – I’ll Get You
3. Kid Sister - Get Fresh (Alex Gopher Remix)
4. Grum - Shake This Feeling (The Aston Shuffle Remix)
5. Bobmo - Back From The Grave
6. The Aston Shuffle – I Wanna See You (Harvard Bass Vocal Remix)
7. Cassian - Friday Night
8. Lo-Fi-Fnk – Want U
9. Felix Da Housecat - LARavers
10. Les Gillettes – Pompeii (The Aston Shuffle Remix)
11. Harris Robotis – Up All Night (Knightlife Go Remix)
12. Siriusmo - High Together
13.Sebastien Tellier - La Ritournelle (Metronomy Remix)
14. Lifelike – Discomachine (Original Mix)
15. Kris Baha – Down
16. Hystereo - Cityspeak (Deadbots & Hystereo Remix)
17. Etienne de Crécy – France
18. Computer Juice - Computer Juice (Tai & D.I.M. Remix)
19. Malente vs. Azzido Da Bass - They're Killin’ It (The Aston Shuffle Remix)
20. Acid Girls – Lightworks (Harvard Bass Remix)
21. Boys Noize - Jeffer (Para One Remix)
22. Suelo – Get Mad
DISC TWO (mixed by The Bloody Beetroots):
1. The Bloody Beetroots – Domino
2. Etienne de Crécy feat. The Bloody Beetroots – Welcome
3. Congorock - Babylon (Dub Mix)
4. Alan1 - Concertmate (Bobermann Remix)
5. Popof - The Chomper (LSD Version)
6. The Subs – Mitsubitchi (Bobermann Remix)
7. Jackson And His Computer Band - Arpeggio
8. D.I.M. & TAI - Lyposuct
9. Simian Mobile Disco – 10,000 Horses Can’t Be Wrong
10. The Bloody Beetroots feat. Steve Aoki & Bobermann - Warp 1977
11. Hermanos Inglesos - Take Me Down (Jaimie Fanatic Remix)
12. Joakim - Watermelon Bubblicious
13. Tiga – What You Need (Proxy Remix)
14. Miike Snow - A Horse Is Not A Home
15. Marseille - UFO Attack
16. The Bloody Beetroots - 31 Seconds To Die
17. Château Marmont - Beagle
18. PROXY - Vibrate (The Bloody Beetroots Remix)
19. The Bloody Beetroots - Final Credits (Domino - The Movie)