The Aston Shuffle are destroying Hangtime tonight and they've told us the ten things you need to survive a show by The Aston Shuffle. Are you taking notes?
The top 10 things you need to survive an Aston Shuffle show, by The Aston Shuffle:
1. First Aid Kit: Sh*t is always going to get crazy at our shows so it's always a good idea to have one of these around.
2. Ear Plugs: We like to play our music loud.... VERY LOUD!!!
3. Shamwow: you're bound to get incredibly wet and sweaty and these things are amazing for soaking up your dirty stank... You'll be saying "Sham-wow".
4. Energy Bars: You need to keep up your strength when partying at an Aston Shuffle show, make sure you pack at least 2 to get you through.
5. Compass or Google Maps: We have been known to pick you up and take you off on a journey through time and space and most times you will not know where you have been dropped off, so it will probably come in handy to get you home or off to the after-party.
6. Paper Bag: In case you get waaaaay too excited and start hyper-ventilating or if you pick up some shazza or douche you really regret by the time you get home.
7. Twitter or Facebook (app for you phone): Everyone wants to know how much of a good time you're having so this is def essential for your top ten things to survive our show.
8. At least 6-10 Friends: You really need o have your closest friends around during a religious experience such as an Aston Shuffle show so why not try and get all your friends along... Also help boost our ticket sales so we look incredibly cool to the promoter.
9. Bear Grylls: That guy can survive anything and in the heat of the moment when sh*t is getting hectic he will know exactly what to do.
10. Lots of Girls: Nothing worse than being in a club filled with heaps of dudes... Everyone knows that to have a good time you need to have plenty of girls around.
The Aston Shuffle play Hangtime's Good Friday Eve extravaganza tonight at Eurotrash. Limited tickets are available on the door.
The Aston Shuffle and The Bloody Beetroots have teamed up to release Destroy -- a weapon of unparalleled power -- on April 9 via Ministry of Sound.